You think this will ever make it into Bartlett’s, as these did?

“Many of you are well enough off that… the tax cuts may have helped you,” Sen. Clinton said. “We’re saying that for America to get back on track, we’re probably going to cut that short and not give it to you. We’re going to take things away from you on behalf of the common good.”

I doubt it.

Here’s a good one:

Ladies and gentlemen, in their need for hope, in their desire for peace, in their right to freedom, the peoples of the Middle East are exactly like you and me. Their birthright of freedom has been denied for too long. And we will do all in our power to help them find the blessings of liberty.

Isn’t it sad that you can easily guess who said that?

And Jay Nordlinger passes along a gem - the Yankovic ode to Dylan. Very nice!