Apples and OrangesThe AP is gushing with gaity this morning:

Who’s afraid of a couple of gay cowboys?

Not moviegoers, who helped “Brokeback Mountain” post the highest per-screen average over the film-flush holiday weekend.

The Ang Lee film, which follows the 20-year forbidden romance between two roughneck ranch hands, earned $13,599 per theater, compared with $9,305 for weekend winner “King Kong” and $8,225 for “The Chronicles of Narnia: The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe.”

Unfortunately for the movie’s supporters, the AP is basically comparing apples and oranges: Brokeback’s theatre average is inflated by its marketing rollout scheme, with the film playing only in a highly selective set of 217 locations. What happens when we limit the theatre averages from ‘Kong’ and ‘Narnia’ to those same locations? It’s a good bet we’d still find those two films on top, back to back.

Not that there’s anything wrong with that.

UPDATE: Hugh Hewitt notices the same article and rewrites the lead.

UPDATE II: Box Office Mojo: “It’s natural for a picture’s average to drop significantly as it adds smaller markets.”