Mr. President,

I’m disappointed that you have labeled Democrats as the “Party of Cut and Run.” I believe we ought to respect Democrats by allowing them their own chosen labels; that’s why you should have gone with the “Party of Strategic Redeployment.”

To make up for this faux pas, I propose that you pull your weight and use the powers of your office in order to help them secure a good site for their 2008 convention. Since our party seems to have already chosen the Twin Cities, I think it would be altogether fitting and proper to make sure Democrats find another location that is close, convenient and centrally-located… like, say, Okinawa.

Humbly yours,

Fishkite