…it has to be nasty.

Beefamato® is made from pure beef broth with a touch of worchester sauce for that extra tang

Mmm, yummy. Nothing spells refreshment like meat in a blender.

And from the looks of it, I probably like this old broad, too.

This evening I was stopped at a light behind a van with this logo. It’s apparently a vending, catering and food supply service. But it sounds more like some kind of alternative nutrition schema. So you have the meats, vegetables, starches, sugars, fruits and… the custom food group. This is the category for foods you wish were healthy but will instead get you a job on The View. Or maybe any of the categories can be customized, so now your vegetable group can include Snickers, Ding Dongs, steak and instant oatmeal (Ok, just kidding about the oatmeal).

Q. Excuse me, is that pure lard you’re eating?

A. No, lard substitute. I have to eat nine servings a day.

Cpl. Micah S. Gifford
July 7, 1979 - December 7, 2006

Just a few weeks before he was killed by an IED while on patrol in Iraq, Micah wrote these words for his friends and family:

In case you are worried about my well being… don’t. I am proud to be a part of this fight. I signed up to do this for a reason and I hope that everyone understands why this fight continues to be important to every one of us… not just the Iraqi people.

Don’t pray that I come home soon.

Pray that the people that are causing us to stay out there can see the light and change their ways without harm coming to them first.

After that Cohen plans to appeal to his colleagues again, seeking a national lottery for education Education lottery.