The Baker Report11 May 07
Posted by M. Wright | Filed in: Blogosphere
Now Jackson Baker devotes an entire post to mocking me with his best Stephen Colbert impression. Sigh. I guess this means I’ll need to waste another 2 or 3 hours of my time cutting through the cobwebs. But since I don’t have that kind of time to spare at the moment, we’ll just leave this up as an open thread for your comments. As my mom says, “I shall return.”
May 11th, 2007 at 11:16 am
Ah, Wormtongue and Theoden. Yessss Thatsss most apt. For I am in the ssservice of the great eye in the Sssouth. And Baker’sss mind isss far to weak to resssissst my charmsss.
Today we ride into Gondor to ssset up abortion clinicsss, and to teach young men the joysss of sssodomy. And there’sss nothing you Halflingsss can do to ssstop usss.
May 11th, 2007 at 12:42 pm
You do remember that both those guys end up dead, right?
May 11th, 2007 at 12:44 pm
As do we all. It’s just a question of when. ;)
May 11th, 2007 at 3:07 pm
On a long enough time line, everyone’s life expectancy reduces to Nazi. Or something like that.