Dr. Roly-Poly tells me I can’t eat any of the following foods:

  • Sugar and Sweets
  • Salt and Sodium
  • Bread, Chips and other Carbs
  • Red Meat
  • Anything Fried
  • Cheese

Something tells me the terrorists have already won.

UPDATE: I forgot to mention caffeine, nicotine and alcohol; margarine and butter are also off the menu, not to mention any food that doesn’t start with asper- and end with -agus.