Thanks, A.C., here goes nothing:

First, the rules:
1. I have to link the guy who tagged me (check)
2. I have to write a post about it (in progress)
3. I have to copy the rules or something (ignored)
4. You have to read it (ignored, probably)
5. I have to tag other people (ignored)

Now, the questions:

1. Wrapping or gift bags?
Scotch tape, pennies and used AA batteries, actually.

2. Real or artificial tree?
Artificial for life.

3. When do you put up the tree?
Whenever Alison makes me.

4. When do you take the tree down?
See above.

5. Do you like eggnog?
Not as much as Robert Barnett does.

6. Favorite gift received as a child?
Gung Ho

7. Do you have a nativity scene?
Yes, and Jesus has a carrot for a nose.

8. Worst Christmas gift you ever received?
A Voltron that wasn’t posable or interactive

9. Mail or e-mail Christmas cards?
Does it even count if they never get mailed?

10. Favorite Christmas movie?
I actually haven’t seen most of the classics; maybe A Nightmare Before Christmas.

11. When do you start shopping for Christmas?
Historically, right after I finish shopping for myself. More recently, um… ?

12. Favorite thing to eat at Christmas?
Chocolate covered cherries, maybe.

13. Clear lights or colored on the tree?
Clear

14. Favorite Christmas song?
Whichever song contains the word “Christmas” the fewest number of times, whatever the opposite of that Bryan Adams song might be.