May 2008


DNC HISTORIAN NEEDED07 May 08

A Clinton apologist spins it just a bit too far:

“Never before in the history of our party does somebody back out when we don’t have a nominee.”

Terry McAuliffe - May 7, 2008 - Special Report

Perhaps someone should introduce McAuliffe to Joe Biden, Chris Dodd, John Edwards, Bill Richardson, Tom Vilsak, etc., etc.

HOW DO YOU SPELL TREASONOUS?07 May 08

Behold, the most shockingly faulty logic to ever enter a human mind:

How do you spell blowback?

Maybe this technically isn’t blowback. More like creating terrorists. I suppose now the argument for indefite [sic] detentions will be something along the lines of:

We can’t release the prisoners because, if they weren’t actually terrorists before we locked them in our gulag and tortured them for information, they almost certainly will become terrorists if we let them go.

Future generations will study Jeff’s words with an equal mix of befuddled amusement and disgust.

They will wonder how anyone could possibly come to posit the theory that an otherwise disinterested young Middle Eastern man decided to blow himself up in Iraq as retribution for a brief stay in an American military prison, nearly three years after being released to his home country, after having said this during his hearing:

“I don’t blame the Americans for what they did by bringing us over here and detaining us over here. If I were in their place I would go out and look for terrorism all over the world like they did but I have a feeling it is going to be a just decision by the Americans. That is my feeling. I would do the same thing if I were in their shoes. I would capture the bad people, the terrorists and bring them over here and detain them.”

They will wonder how Jeff instinctively rushed to the defense of a soldier who went AWOL from the Kuwaiti military in order to join forces with the Taliban in Afghanistan, and later became a suicide bomber in Iraq, over the testimony of his own country’s defense agencies, who correctly deemed the suspect a “continued threat to the United States and its Allies.”

They will wonder how Jeff came to take the final piece of evidence of the man’s terrorist proclivity as proof of his innocence.

And then they will question why such thinking had become so commonplace among liberal Democrats at the turn of the century, and why so few were willing to call them on it.

THE INCREDIBLE CRY06 May 08

The New York Times declares Senator Clinton a “working class hero:”

“I don’t think folks in Washington listen enough,” Mrs. Clinton said in Greenville, a catch developing in her voice. “Because if we listen we will hear this incredible cry: ‘Please just pay attention to what’s going on in our lives.’”

Many voters at these events marvel at Mrs. Clinton’s understanding.

I marvel at her misunderstanding; the reason the cry is incredible is because it’s not true. We don’t need the “folks in Washington” to “pay attention to what’s going on in our lives;” we need them to go away and leave us alone.

She’s right on one thing, though: the folks in Washington don’t listen enough, herself included. If you know you aren’t listening, how do you know what you’re not hearing?

The real cry is, “keep your nose out of our business, keep your hands out of our pockets and keep your propaganda out of our schools.”

IT’S RIGHT OFF LILY WHITE BLVD05 May 08

Enclave

Imagine my delight when I discovered this sign while out walking the dogs. I still can’t believe it. Back story here.

EDEN AND FRECKLES MAUL A LITTLE GIRL05 May 08

The shocking video is below the fold. Viewer discretion is advised: (more…)

THE LITTLE TERRORISTS04 May 08

Eden and Freckles tug of war

Notice the two toys in the background, completely ignored, while Eden and Freckles fight over a third toy. That’s how we roll.

Eden Freckles Baked Lays

Here’s a second photo dedicated to those of you who wrote it ask about the fate of the Baked Lays box; don’t worry, it’s still around. It has definitely seen better days, but one of its four corners still stands.

JIMMY CARTER’S UPCOMING ITINERARY02 May 08

jimmy carterIn the wake of former President Jimmy Carter’s recent visit with the Palestinian terrorist organization Hamas, people have been wondering who he’ll meet with next. Not to worry, because we’ve got you covered. Carter’s top secret May calendar has been leaked to me from an inside source. Behold, I give you Jimmy Carter’s upcoming itinerary:

Jimmy Carter’s Itinerary

ARRESTED: E-MAILS’ TONE, TENOR OVER THE TOP02 May 08

Cordova resident Alison Reed received a traffic citation by mail and decided to e-mail Germantown city officials over the weekend:

“If you ever give another citizen of MY country a ticket through your detestable and illegal traffic cameras, I will destroy your entire city and devastate your people with such wrath as has never been seen before.”

On Monday, she was arrested for harassment.

I think that puts my “critical and offensive” e-mail in perspective, don’t you?

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